Congratulations! You have found the secret quote page! Here random quotes from math majors, minors, and professors can be found!
Quotes:
"Why can't I be intimidating!... I ride a Harley!" - Mike Rowell
"We don't want anything wishy washy which makes math satisfying & everything else annoying." - Chris Guenther
"Where the heck are my pants?!" - Kerensa Gimre
"Who said mathematicians can't be sexy?!?" - Kerensa Gimre
"2 years ago you would have smacked yourself for even thinking about this." - Mike Rowell
"The hotel allows dogs, so Lisa came." - Mike Rowell
"Show it, does not mean traipse around with it." - Mike Rowell
"Look out! Bobby is going to eat you!!" - Jacob Artz
"So you can summon the powers of abstract voodoo." - Caleb Emmons
"Ech! I hate math, its disgusting!" - Caleb Emmons
"Math talk, its such a turn on." - Meagan Potter
"Going to a talk by Meagan is like getting hit by a truck... in a good way..." - Nancy Neudauer
"Oh! I see how you're looking at that... he he he..." - Caleb Emmons
"Blah, blah, blah, its a big mess, so that's bad." - Caleb Emmons
"[We use 'we' in papers] because it's an invitation to a journey through mathland." - Caleb Emmons
"All you can do is apply f to both sides & hope for the best." - Caleb Emmons
"As soon as we've learned this notation, we give up on it and learn another." - Caleb Emmons
"So what you do, is grab it by the ends, pull it straight, and measure it. But we can't do that! Its chalk!" - Mike Boardman
"This is the world's worst way to start complex analysis." - Mike Boardman
"Hyperbolic Paraboloids - they're great to drop at parties." - Mike Boardman
"Mean Value Theorem, not the opposite of the friendly value theorem." - Mike Boardman
"...I would have to be a graph theorist - if such a thing exists." - Caleb Emmons
"If you're going to be in a dual you should probably load your gun." -Caleb Emmons
"You know you'rea great mathematician if you ever become an adjective, lower case." - Caleb Emmons
"My hands were down here, that's how I grab Brittany." - Collin Weigel
"You have to be good at killing your babies." - Marissa Utterburg
"The Red one Kerensa! The red one!" - Jacob Artz
"We put the 'unction' in function" - Caleb Emmons
"Math is better than chemistry because our ions are all funct up" - Caleb Emmons
"My calc one students think I'm crazy but it's OK I'm math crazy" - Nancy Neudauer
"You only get the cosine of kitty cat when you shoot it out of a cannon" - Duncan McGregor
"Speed that's what we called it then" -Nancy Neudauer
"Even a blind pig will find a truffle once in a while"- Duncan McGregor
"Someone suggested theory...." -Nancy Neudauer
"IT WASN'T ME!"-Duncan McGregor
"I think I'm channeling Chris lane" - Nancy Neudauer
"So I draw the UV plane every one put on your sunglasses" - Caleb Emmons
"Which is different from the pirates which is rdrdr" -Caleb Emmons
"So I guess mathematicians are like rappers except that we respect" - Caleb Emmons
"Maybe ds stole your brothers bike and you don't respect him anymore" -Caleb Emmons
"I love snacks" -Duncan McGregor
"The book is laming out in this chapter..."-Caleb Emmons
"It's a prime day for math" - Alex Patton (on friday 13th)
"I guess that is redundant since I just said otherwise..."-Caleb Emmons
"I disapprove of you function you don't look like fun to me" -Duncan McGregor
"Then take the derivative of that which is just horrible"-Chris Lane
"They leave off an exercise worth of algebra and trickery."-Chris Lane
"There are way too many bars above our X's."-Michaela Balkus
"As you saw in your homework you have to massage this thing to get a value that works...that sounded a bit dirty."-Chris Lane